Ciudad Real Central Airport, the most notorious of Spain’s white elephant infrastructure projects, has been put up for sale for €100million (£86million), a year after it stopped handling flights and four years after it opened.
Located 100 miles from Madrid, and built at a cost of €1billion, we think the airport would make an ideal location for an aspiring supervillain’s lair. Here’s what you’ll get for your €100million:
1. Tall tower and fence.
For spotting the good guys when they come to get you.
2. Spacious indoor area.
For those projects that need to be kept out of the sun.
3. Long tunnel thing.
Perfect for the moment when you finally trap your nemesis and get to throw them into the abyss/dirt below like Scar did to Mufasa in The Lion King.
4. Whatever this is.
It could be a rocket silo, it could be your games room (even a supervillain needs to kick back).
5. Plenty of parking.
For all of your getaway vehicles .
6. Great transport links.
A high-speed train line goes right past your lair
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